Showing posts with label Driti. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Driti. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

P Driti Resignation?


There are strong rumours out there that P Driti has resigned from the Military following a series of very vocal and sometimes physical disagreements with Frank B at Delainabua over some of his (and his IG's) recent policies and appointments.

Rumours are that P Driti is unhappy that the boys in "white" are benefiting from this coup more than the boys in "green".

Some say P Driti wants an equal share of the spoils of war between green and white.

Other rumours seem to suggest that P Driti is pissed off with Frank B's recent policy initiatives and thinks he is being controlled and manipulated by Mahen and Parmesh Chand.

According to rumours, P Driti believes both men have a concealed personal and policital agenda quite different from the Military's (purported) objectives.

Rumours are also circulating that late last week the military had set up strategic road blocks around Suva because they were looking for P Driti, who apparently had pulled out his weapon in the heat of an arguement with Frank B late last week.

There are also strong rumours that Roko Lui is miffed at being passed over for VP in favour of Rt Epeli Nailatikau and is throwing a tantrum at Delainabua to express his disappointment.

It appears then that all is not well within the officers ranks at Delainabua.

Perhaps a change in leadership is now warranted?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Idiot of the Year Award


I know it may seem a little too early in the year to be handing out the IDIOT OF THE YEAR AWARD but I can't help it. We have so many potential winners out there…

…and the Nominees are:-

(1) FRANK B for promoting family values almost as much as he promotes family members.

Memorable quotes include:-

"This Army will protect the rights of all citizens of Fiji" (said just before they began a campaign of terror against the good citizens of Fiji);

"No one in the Army will benefit from this coup" (said just before he appointed himself Interim President and then Interim PM);

"My aim is to end corruption" (said just before he appointed his brother Timoci B as Census Commissioner).

(2) LEWENI (IG spin doctor and former military bandboy) for continuing to publicly comment on matters he has absolutely no knowledge on. Fiji's own Comical Ali.

Memorable quotes include:-

"We haven't really interfered with the media. All we have done with the media is getting them to report the truth."

"Human rights abuses in Fiji were relatively minor and international sanctions imposed after the recent coup have had little impact."

(3) SAYED KHAIYUM for making just about everyone else in the IG look like rocket scientists.

(4) COL. DRITI for being the IG's resident sadomasochist. Note however that rumours of his recent catfight with Frank B has upped his cool ratio with the general public, but not by that much.

(5) SHAISTA SHAMEEM for being the shyster that she is.

The ballots are in and the Winner is...